What: The Brighton-Pittsford Post describes the changes that Palmyra undergoes as it gets ready for the big pageant.
Quote: "Ice cream, he said, is one of his biggest sellers during pageant time. Thomas said each year he stocks up, making at least two times the normal amount of fudge and candies he normally carries."
Reaction: Ice cream? Are you kidding me? They didn't have ice cream back in Joseph Smith's day. That's cheating.