What: Out of respect for Mormons, someone is petitioning Google to change the code name of their new search engine, Google Caffeine.
Quote: "Since the Mormon religion disallows caffeine, please consider changing the name. It's kind of like marketing Google Bacon to Jewish or Muslim folks, or Google Brisket to Hindus."
Reaction: Actually, if Google did produce a new search engine called Google Caffeine, I think a lot of Mormons would get a kick out it. We'd be making jokes about it for years to come.