What: Time author Lev Grossman interviews John Granger, Dean of Harry Potter Scholars, who takes a stab at psychoanalyzing Stephenie Meyer's dreams. Level of intelligibility deteriorates from there.
Quote: "Team Edward or Team Jacob? The first would make me a Nephite, the latter a Lamanite, in Mormon-speak, and you're very much supposed to prefer the former to the latter (if, contrary to the dyadic quality of the Book of Mormon, Mrs. Meyer in the person of Bella re-unites the divided tribes of Israel in the New World through her alchemical marriage to Edward and giving birth to the magically hermaphroditic Nessie)."
Reaction: I respect that this guy is well-respected for his scholarship, but he seems to be taking great leaps with his interpretration of Meyer's subconscious motives and inspirations.