What: "Salt Lake City comes in dead last on the crazy scale" on a report that ranks craziest cities.
Quote: Says the Daily Beast, "The least offbeat city should raise some eyebrows."
Reaction: The least offbeat city should raise some eyebrows? What's that supposed to mean? Also, apparently in SLC, "[i]f you persist in walking on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway, you are committing a felony."