Wednesday, June 3, 2009

And Amway makes you OFICIALLY Mormon

What: Author Bee celebrates her officially becoming Mormon after being hit up for Amway.

Quote: "Never mind that I was baptized in 1987, have Mormon pioneer ancestry, store and grind my own wheat, love visiting Nauvoo, waited for and married my missionary, wrote a book on preparing to worship in the temple and have an unhealthy obsession with Mitt Romney..."

Reaction: Why is Amway still around?

1 comment:

  1. I have no idea why Amway is still around. Maybe it's because suckers like me buy a $25 box of laundry detergent just to avoid contention and [more] awkwardness.

    I guess that's why the church discourages using the ward directory for all of your pyramid scheming needs.