What: An insomniac teaches you how to differentiate between ninjas and Mormons.
Quote: "The difference is Mormons have accesses to rice crispy squares and ninjas will probably kill you."
Reaction: Actually, there is such a thing as a Mormon ninja (aka Ninjormon). Those are the guys you really need to watch out for.
P.S. Sorry for the delay in posts. I've been on vacation.