Brigham Young started BYU, but Joseph Smith is a Ute

What: Mormon Heretic comments on an interesting news story about a cornerback named Joseph Smith.

Quote: "Anyway, I was quite amused to hear on the radio yesterday, that Joseph Smith has officially decided to attend the University of Utah. . . . If BYU is the Lord’s University, it seems that Utah is the School of the Prophets!"

Reaction: The University of Utah is a respectable school. But they will never have J-Dawgs. And that, my friends, is why you should attend BYU.